Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
why is this so accurate omg
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
nowadays 16 & 17 years old couples be spending the night at each others houses
not sure how y’all parents are but mine don’t play that shit
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out